THE TUESDAY MORNING WAR
WRITTEN BY T. GREGORY ARGALL

From award-winning Canadian playwright, T. Gregory Argall comes a new comedy about borders, buddies, and banter. International tensions rise, leading to an increase in laughter when a border guard mistakenly believes that Canada and the United States are at war. He’s determined to protect the single-lane border crossing at the isolated peninsula of Hobson’s Point, no matter what his friends north of the 49th parallel think.
A very Canadian comedy.

Cast: 4 M, 3 F

Available from Amazon. 

 

The Accidental Hit-Man Blues
by T. Gregory Argall

Down on their luck and at the end of their rope, Ron and Laura find what may be the answer to their prayers. But nothing comes without a price, and sometimes just making ends meet can be a killer. A tale of love, contracts, guns, and potatoes, “The Accidental Hit-Man Blues” is a hilarious and chilling dark comedy about just how far people will go to get by. A two act play suitable for professional and amateur theatre companies. 

Cast size: 5m, 3f

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A YEAR IN THE DEATH OF EDDIE JESTER
BY T. GREGORY ARGALL

Winner of the 2002 Samuel French Canadian Playwrights Contest.
Stand up comic Eddie Jester has been mugged and is comatose. His disembodied spirit offers up jokes and commentary on the events transpiring in his hospital room, including the simultaneous visit to his bedside of his wife and his girlfriend and some nonmedical doctor/nurse activities. Eddie's semi-posthumous examination of life, love and human relationships provides funny and poignant insights while the duplicity of his agent, revelations about his father and the births of two children demonstrate to Eddie that sometimes even your own life carries on without you.

Cast size: 4m, 3f

Available from Samuel French Inc

THE SECRET LIVES OF SKETCH ARTISTS
BY T. GREGORY ARGALL

**Write what you know, but sometimes you know too much.** 
Three writers for a sketch comedy television program encounter complications in their working relationships when extra-marital activities are accidentally revealed. The tension starts to affect the content of their sketches, with hilarious results in this three act comedy.

Cast size: 4m, 3f

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Faster Than A Single Bound
by T. Gregory Argall

The superheroes of the Legion of Justice... Captain Fairness -- Leader of the Legion of Justice Miss Rockfoot -- the woman with feet made of rock The Amazing Accountant -- The Calculating Crimefighter Jerry -- Still searching for his heroic identity Together these proud heroes battle Evil, and Evil's younger brother, Not-Niceness. Facing off against masked criminals, scheming impostors, municipal red tape, and each, the Legion of Justice continues their never-ending fight for, well, justice, along with happiness and just a bit of romance. A comedy in two acts, with minimal set requirements.

Cast size: 4m, 3f

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South of Hope
by T. Gregory Argall

When life steals your dreams, you just have to dream harder. Tears and laughter, anger and love merge explosively as a wheelchair-bound hockey player, a blind photographer and an amputee factory worker meet for group therapy sessions in this moving and dramatic two-act play about healing and accomplishing the impossible.

Cast size: 2 m, 2 f

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Self-Help by Dummiez
by T. Gregory Argall & Todd McGinnis

When a psychologist is late for work, the growing collection of mixed nuts in his waiting room are left to fend for themselves... with hilariously unexpected results. Taking hilarious shots at our society's dependency on easy-answers, quick-fixes, and pseudo-scientific pop-psychology, Self-Help by Dummiez is a stellar ensemble comedy piece with broad comic audience appeal and minimal production requirements, making it a perfect choice for dinner theater, summer stock, professional or amateur productions. (Previously titled "Self-Help for Dummies.")

Cast size: 4m, 3f

Available from Lulu.com

IN-Security: An Alarmingly Romantic Comedy
by Todd McGinnis &
T. Gregory Argall

Nothing goes as planned for Linda, a small-town girl when she moves to the big city. She arrives for her first day of work at a Security Response Company only to learn that her job position might have been cut thanks to a corporate takeover by a policy-obsessed conglomerate! Fortunately, she finds an unlikely knight in shining armour in Ted, a charmingly wise-cracking and mischievous co-worker. But when life with her dreamy musician-boyfriend turns out to be not quite so dreamy after all and Ted offers Linda a place to stay... both of their lives become suddenly more complicated.

Cast size: 2f, 4m

Available from Lulu.com